In Putin Russia (Putin Russian reversal)

"In Putin Russia" is parody of "In Soviet Russia" joke template.
(Unfortunately, these are not completely joke, these are real situations.)

#1
In the US, you can go to a polling place.
In Putin Russia, polling place gose to you!

#2
In the US, you can vituperate Nazism.
In Putin Russia, Nazism vituperates you!

#3
In the US, you can turn on power.
In Putin Russia, power turns on you!

#4
In the US, you can play with snow.
In Putin Pussia, snow plays with you!

Stand with Ukraine.
Ongstar, Andrei, CIB-MC, MURASAME Yujiro -- RainyVillage members.