"In Putin Russia" is parody of "In Soviet Russia" joke template.
(Unfortunately, these are not completely joke, these are real situations.)
In the US, you can go to a polling place.
In Putin Russia, polling place gose to you!
In the US, you can vituperate Nazism.
In Putin Russia, Nazism vituperates you!
In the US, you can turn on power.
In Putin Russia, power turns on you!
In the US, you can play with snow.
In Putin Pussia, snow plays with you!
Stand with Ukraine.
Ongstar, Andrei, CIB-MC, MURASAME Yujiro -- RainyVillage members.